Aaron Gillespie

Motto: 364 Days Until Christmas!

> Christmas has Came and Past. The Line at the Customer Service Desk at Every Wal-Mart in the Northern Hemisphere has Been Filled While We Look on to New Years. Christmas Causes Feelings of Prolific Joy and Bliss, I Refer to the Joy and Bliss as “Prolific” Because the Feeling Tends to Spread. None-Too-Many Bahumbugs Have Been Heard Around Our Small Town This Year. The Only One to Speak of Came From the Dog. The Bountiful Prize He Won Last Year when He had Dad Unwrap His New Bone was Sadly Thousands of Times More Pleasing to Him than This Year’s Unwrapped Unboxed Air that We Got Him. Bark-Humbug.

> When Your Hands are Cold, it Severely Hinders Your Typing Abilities.

> I Could Bore Everybody By Specifically Listing Everything that I Unwrapped this Year- But I Think I’m Going to Remain Silent on That Account. Let’s Just Say- There is Plenty of New Material for Me to Work with On Either of My Cameras. Oh Yes. You’ll See Plenty of New Things in the Upcoming Filming Days. This Being the First Example (if you look on the first few frames you can see my old camera- meaning I used the new one)

> Yesterday I was Chowing Down on Some Chex-Mix When an Impossible Question Hit Me: Which is the Superior Cereal Product- Chex-Mix or Rice-Krispy’s Treats? That, My Friend, Is a Question for the Ages.

> Short and Sweet Baby, Short and Sweet.

Top 5: Movies that Should Have Had Nude Scenes

5. The Notebook – I’ve Never Seen it. But It Needs Something to Keep Guys Alive During the Movie
4. Backdoor Police – The MOST Misleading Title for Any Movie Ever

3. Space Jam – Locker Room Scene
2. Casablanca – Why Do You Think the House was “Blanca”

1. Grumpy Old Men – The “Let’s go Exploring Scene”/“No, Let’s STAY and Explore” Scene

Quotes:

” Yeah I Just Made Karma My Bitch! “
- Nick Garrett -

” The Moral of the Story is You Need to Pick Up More Dumbass Friends “
- Vickie Gillespie –

 

” Cruz is a Champion Farter “
- Amy Gillespie -

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